heatmor:

why does anyone even care about other people doing things that have no negative outcome? like let girls take selfies with starbucks!! let straight dudes wear weird clothes!! let gay people be as feminine or as masculine as they want!! the next time you find yourself getting annoyed at someone, ask yourself “is this disrespectful? is this harmful to me or anyone else?” if the answer is no, then let it go - you probably have bigger things to worry about anyways

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candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

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For thirsty anon that made me do all of them.

vaguely nsfw asks
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
No
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
Yep
3. Are you a virgin?
No
4. Are you in a relationship?
Nope
5. Are you in love?
Yep
6. Are you single this year?
Yep
7. Can you commit to one person?
Yess
8. Describe your crush
Perfect. Short, brown hair with blond streaks, muscular legs and a gret smile and personality.
9. Describe your perfect mate
See q 8
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Mmmmmmm not really no
11. Do you ever want to get married?
Maybe someday
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Its depends on the situation
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Not really no im super laid back
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yeeeeea
15. Do you have any piercings?
I wish i had gauges
16. Do you have any tattoos?
No but i want to be covered in them
17. Do you like kissing in public?
Yea why not
20. Do you shower every day?
Yes
21. Do you think someone has
feelings for you?
Yea unfortunatly not the right person
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Hopefully
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Definitly ive done it several times
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Noooooo no no
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
No im enjoying being single for now
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Yea but that didnt last
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Noo but theyve written other things
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Kinnnndaaaaa? Idk it wasnt quit that but it was close.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
No it never looks right and im happy with myself
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Haaaahaha. Yes.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Idk what unrequited means
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
No
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Yes
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yes
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Yep
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Nope
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Yes
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
I still do
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Yep
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
Yes
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
.1 seconds
43. How long was your longest relationship?
9 months
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
Like 3
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
Psh idfk like 4
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
Um idk i dont keep track of these things
47. How old are you?
18
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
They already do
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
Single and ready to mingle
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Yes definitely
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Yep
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Yea the relationship just wasn’t working
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
No im not talking to anyone rn
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Yes
55. Share a relationship story.
Once upon a time i dated someone the end
56. State 8 facts about your body
Im 5’11” and 170 lbs, i sunburn kinda easy and i have lots of freckles. I have a big nose and big hands, my hair is brownish but gets lighter in the summer and darker in the winter.
57. Things you want to say to an ex
I miss you im sorry i sucked but im better now
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
Get dreads. Get gauges. Get tattoos. Watch movies with me. Initiate concersation/make plans.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
Laterr
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
2 years
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Hair and buuuutt
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Theres a lot lol but i am never object to road dome
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
Um the dictionary definition i guess?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Doing sexual things with someone that isnt bae
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
Dome dome dome
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
Existentially confused loser high school boy
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Umm cruising on longboards down to the beach and swimming then getting pizza and going home and cuddling
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Straight
69. What turns you off?
Basic ness
70. What turns you on?
Non basic ness, dreads, and butts
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
Awk never had one
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
Yes and oh god
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Buy me shoes or draw me a picture
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
Umm i dont really look for anything or have something i have to find its just if i like the person then i like em and thats it.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Ummm my exgf got me a big stuffed dog
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I got my girlfriend a necklace and a giant bear and wrote her a poem
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
Umm idk like a year
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
Have none
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
Everyday and because
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
2 years ago
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Vanessa hudgens
The lady i met yesterday in key west
Emma stone
Emma watson
That one chick with the huge butt i always reblog
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
My mom
83. Who was your first kiss with?
This girl in 8th grade
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
It just wasnt working out
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
Nope those relationships never work.

Sorry if i missed any but here you arree selfie later.

REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK

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nichvlas:

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh

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